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This website is dedicated to Wynn "Top-Tier Waifu" Drogoth, chronically online Discord user with a paying job.
Here's some random quotes from Wynn:
- "You know what's overrated? Pants."
- "I like fanservice"
- "Wynn accidentally cloned himself 8 times"
- "[T]hank you for removing 9 years from your life expectancy"
- "We should enslave our children. Force them to gather wood for us,"
- "She licked my foot"
- "I just spent $81 on sticks"
- "I had stroke, died, and then VRChat crashed"
- "Parrying the volcano was probably my easiest achievement"
- "Nowadays I'm a catgirl"
- "Well, she couldn't possibly be a worse wife than Slusho, right? Right?"
- "In all seriousness though, I have gotten bored of fancy holes"
- "At absolute most, I kill myself once"
- "And then Lucoa and Shouta die"
- "Woah, I just remembered that time when @HALPMEPLZzz and I had the brilliant plan to start a family to keep ourselves fed"
- "the"
- "Note: Make Wynn"
- "[D]ude. Once upon a time, Wynn died. [D]ead. OOGA BOOGA"
- "𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"
- "Apex is good, actually"
- "No"
- "I need my own domain"
- "Get stick!"
- "I put way to much time into making myself blink"
- "There's photo evidence of him being a human"
- "My death was my fault; I stopped breathing"
- "I'll become famous by ending your fame"
- "There will never be anything important"
- "Just gotta revert back to the olden days"
- "He gets paid to test Crunchyroll betas"
- "Guess I'm just famous"
- "You're all fat"
- "I have a brilliant new dumb idea!"
- "I have no plans of coming back"
- "Stupid autocarrot"
- "I should commission a $5,000 VRChat world!"
- "My bones are straying away from my ghost; I must have them put back into place"
- "Killing myself would serve no purpose; I am already dead"
- "Even in death you're not free from college debt 💀"
- "I've been cleaning up the afterlife yacht to work it off"
- "I disappoint everyone"
- "None of us live in Alabama"
- "Woah. Hand reveal."
- "On the bright side to forgetting, I get to open the gacha capsules again"
- "If my sources are correct, it's possible to touch grass"
- "ℍ𝕦𝕙"
- "Why did I take a screenshot of the word 'Kiss'?"
- "Gimme a break. I can't English"
- "Fun Fact: I'm a hotel"
- "Nevermind, [t]he ocean is incompatible"
- "I'm not a gamer yet"
- "Lemme show you. Whenever I do this"
- "And let's be real here. Almost everything is better than Apex."
- "PINK METH!"
- "You should send me a voice recording of you saying 'please'"
- "I forgor how many girlfriends I have 💀"
- "I have dementors. I forget what cats look like"
- "It's amazing what a burrito can do to a man"
- "Violence is okay. Except for when it isn't."
- "Dudes, I just made Jetstream Sam kill the cringe Raiden"
- "I met someone today... I killed them moments after meeting them"
- "Stop touching my blue balls"
- "No! My weight, it's stuck in the sink!"
- "Anyways, I'll probably be able to buy a girlfriend tomorrow"
- "I was killed by a washing machine"
- "It's hard to read"
- "Could you stop stepping on me?"
- "[S]omething I learned the hard way is that the actual Hooligan Wibble is made from a dying neutron star"
- "I need to know; did you laugh at the orange?"
- "[We] have to find someone that doesn't have a life"
- "I live inside the ceiling"
- "I might not be able to exist"
- "Today [we] discovered that I'm built different"
- "I'm incapable of conducting static electricity to and from metal"
- "You know what's a sadder way to go down [than getting blown up by a low-level Creeper]? Pneumonia."
- "I need to get a gamer girlfriend"
- "I killed a baby"
- "You did not just see me butcher that twice"
- "I may or may not have just sent [a friend who barely knows me] the speech about thighs"
- "Your next line is 'FUER'!"
- "You get paid to have lawyers?"
- "How do I use AI to control Shneebop's mind?"
- "I'm finally going back to work for the first time in ages"
- "Ugh, does this mean I'm gay now?"
- "[L]ooking back at it, 2024 was an epic year, [b]ut we can do better"
- "I have pneumonia and will die in exac"
- "Counterpoint: i love lari"
- "New waifu post... in one minute."
- "After some surface level investigations, I have come to conclude that Gwyn has not escaped the Backrooms"
- "I thought I got rid of everything from the olden days..."
- "I'm gonna be famous! I'm in a YouTube video!"
- "I'm nearly a top tier waifu"
- "I'm the reason this lousy excuse for a server exists."
- "Woah, I can actually see now."
- "I love how you've completely butchered pretty much everything"
- "Two weeks ago he said he'd be doing something for a month straight in his black hole"
- "My villagers are pretty 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"
- "It's amazing that Slusho is capable of being fatter than me."
- "I feel like I missed something..."
- "Then again, I was 14 when I said that and 14 is one of the most cringe ages"
- "I don't know how I feel about Shiny enjoying anything..."
- "I was the sexiest man alive"
- "I should be a Gucci model"