Welcome to Rayne's Forecast, how may we de-assist you?

Art made by the Top-Tier Waifu himself:

Here are some arbitrarily chosen quotes from Rayne Drogoth (formerly Wynn):

• "I was the sexiest man alive"
• "I should be a Gucci model"
• "You know what's overrated? Pants."
• "Nevermind, [t]he ocean is incompatible"
• "I'm not a gamer yet"
• "Lemme show you. Whenever I do this"
• "And let's be real here. Almost everything is better than Apex."
• "You should send me a voice recording of you saying 'please'"
• "I forgor how many girlfriends I have 💀"
• "I have dementors. I forget what cats look like"
• "It's amazing what a burrito can do to a man"
• "Violence is okay. Except for when it isn't."
• "Dudes, I just made Jetstream Sam kill the cringe Raiden"
• "I met someone today... I killed them moments after meeting them"
• "Stop touching my blue balls"
• "No! My weight, it's stuck in the sink!"
• "Anyways, I'll probably be able to buy a girlfriend tomorrow"
• "I was killed by a washing machine"
• "It's hard to read"
• "Could you stop stepping on me?"
• "[S]omething I learned the hard way is that the actual Hooligan Wibble is made from a dying neutron star"
• "I need to know; did you laugh at the orange?"
• "[We] have to find someone that doesn't have a life"
• "I live inside the ceiling"
• "I might not be able to exist"
• "Today [we] discovered that I'm built different"
• "I'm incapable of conducting static electricity to and from metal"
• "You know what's a sadder way to go down [than getting blown up by a low-level Creeper]? Pneumonia."
• "I need to get a gamer girlfriend"
• "I killed a baby"
• "You did not just see me butcher that twice"
• "I may or may not have just sent [a friend who barely knows me] the speech about thighs"
• "Your next line is 'FUER'!"
• "You get paid to have lawyers?"
• "How do I use AI to control Shneebop's mind?"
• "I'm finally going back to work for the first time in ages"
• "Ugh, does this mean I'm gay now?"
• "[L]ooking back at it, 2024 was an epic year, [b]ut we can do better"
• "I have pneumonia and will die in exac"
• "Counterpoint: i love lari"
• "New waifu post... in one minute."
• "After some surface level investigations, I have come to conclude that Gwyn has not escaped the Backrooms"
• "I thought I got rid of everything from the olden days..."
• "I'm gonna be famous! I'm in a YouTube video!"
• "I'm nearly a top tier waifu"
• "I'm the reason this lousy excuse for a server exists."
• "Woah, I can actually see now."
• "I love how you've completely butchered pretty much everything"
• "Two weeks ago he said he'd be doing something for a month straight in his black hole"
• "My villagers are pretty 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"
• "It's amazing that Slusho is capable of being fatter than me."
• "I feel like I missed something..."
• "Then again, I was 14 when I said that and 14 is one of the most cringe ages"
• "I don't know how I feel about Shiny enjoying anything..."
• "I like fanservice"
• "Wynn accidentally cloned himself 8 times"
• "[T]hank you for removing 9 years from your life expectancy"
• "We should enslave our children. Force them to gather wood for us,"
• "She licked my foot"
• "PINK METH!"
• "I just spent $81 on sticks"
• "I had stroke, died, and then VRChat crashed"
• "Parrying the volcano was probably my easiest achievement"
• "Nowadays I'm a catgirl"
• "Well, she couldn't possibly be a worse wife than Slusho, right? Right?"
• "In all seriousness though, I have gotten bored of fancy holes"
• "At absolute most, I kill myself once"
• "And then Lucoa and Shouta die"
• "Woah, I just remembered that time when @HALPMEPLZzz and I had the brilliant plan to start a family to keep ourselves fed"
• "the"
• "Note: Make Wynn"
• "[D]ude. Once upon a time, Wynn died. [D]ead. OOGA BOOGA"
• "𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"
• "Apex is good, actually"
• "No"
• "I need my own domain"
• "Get stick!"
• "I put way to [sic] much time into making myself blink"
• "There's photo evidence of him being a human"
• "My death was my fault; I stopped breathing"
• "I'll become famous by ending your fame"
• "There will never be anything important"
• "Just gotta revert back to the olden days"
• "He gets paid to test Crunchyroll betas"
• "Guess I'm just famous"
• "You're all fat"
• "I have a brilliant new dumb idea!"
• "I have no plans of coming back"
• "Stupid autocarrot"
• "I should commission a $5,000 VRChat world!"
• "My bones are straying away from my ghost; I must have them put back into place"
• "Killing myself would serve no purpose; I am already dead"
• "Even in death you're not free from college debt 💀"
• "I've been cleaning up the afterlife yacht to work it off"
• "I disappoint everyone"
• "None of us live in Alabama"
• "Woah. Hand reveal."
• "On the bright side to forgetting, I get to open the gacha capsules again"
• "If my sources are correct, it's possible to touch grass"
• "ℍ𝕦𝕙"
• "Why did I take a screenshot of the word 'Kiss'?"
• "Gimme a break. I can't English"
• "Fun Fact: I'm a hotel"